something went wrong in the laboratory when they made me, bestie

The saga of finding the perfect relationship name for Syd.
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ratguzzler:
pissvortex:
i feel like you physically could not attack an orangutan like if you tried they would just look you in the eyes and a wave of inhuman calmness would wash over you
orangutan got him
orangutan got him

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danny-noriega:

am i seeing this right?????

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annevbonny:

YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM.

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polyglotplatypus:

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thatsthatflamingo:

thediagonallie:
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
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